tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4752755692969911652.post8398396947045536664..comments2023-11-02T03:20:12.466-07:00Comments on Table Talk Portland: Happy Hippy Happy Hour Happy Birthday Over-the-Bridge Bike BrigadeJen and Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11043014584829573033noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4752755692969911652.post-866443468566800912008-05-30T01:12:00.000-07:002008-05-30T01:12:00.000-07:00Funny you should inquire as to the whereabouts of ...Funny you should inquire as to the whereabouts of your birthday cigarettes, SC April! When I got home from our epic Happy Hippy Happy Hour Happy Birthday Over-the-Bridge Bike Brigade, I wiki’d cigarettes, and was horrified to learn that they are chock full of nasty horrible chemicals and poisons, like formaldehyde and ground up mothballs and Michelle’s toejam!<BR/>I opened the window and was about to toss them onto the sidewalk for some lucky nicotine-addicted street person to find, when I thought to myself, wait, these cigarettes cost roughly the same price as 16 Laffy Taffy sticks at the Belmont corner market! Why waste something so valuable, when surely you will want to smoke them next year on your birthday! <BR/>So I encased the precious birthday cigarettes in lead and hid them in an Al Franken book so my mother will never, ever find them when she visits. Remind me in October and we’ll break them out for MY birthday!!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10379332334421995733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4752755692969911652.post-2394676054534979482008-05-29T18:32:00.000-07:002008-05-29T18:32:00.000-07:00Best Happy Hippy Happy Hour Happy Birthday Over-th...Best Happy Hippy Happy Hour Happy Birthday Over-the-Bridge Bike Brigade Ever! <BR/><BR/>Ummm...do you know what happened to my birthday cigarettes? <BR/><BR/>What? I'm not going to smoke them. I would NEVER do that. That's disgusting! I just thought I could keep them to help me remember the best night of my life!Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07475037544237981406noreply@blogger.com