Everyone is eating rapturously, while Little Eli (not to be confused with Chef Eli) tells stories about when he had to get baptized naked at six years old in front of a large crowd, and the deep emotional scars left by this experience. James, our reigning Butt Charades champion, spells "steak" using only his heinie. Roxy, Mom's new dog, patrols the dining room for bits of dropped steak and licks people's toes. So does Michelle, until someone gets wise and makes her come out from under the table.
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