Jen's Dessert... Seasonal/ Frozen Blackberries with Hot Lips Blackberry Soda and Vanilla Ice Cream

Gee Sis, thanks for posting this and letting everyone know what a slacker I am. I knew I would get grief for trying to slip berry floats onto the menu in April. It's just that Hot Lips Blackberry Soda is on sale right now, $6 for a six-pack! Anyways, at least I didn't spend half the night under the table licking people's toes. Can you spell W-E-I-R-D with your heinie?